Epic Email
I just received this email. I am in no way posting it as my own work but instead sharing its greatness. Now that I’ve removed all the details that might identify where it is or who wrote it, it’s rather funny. But believe me—the first three sentences sounded all official and informative before I replaced the actual information. — > the ——- visiting writers series will continue tonight at 7:30pm at > the ——-. our guest will be fiction writer ——————-. > reception to follow at the home of ———— and —————. i > bought at least 4 kinds of cheeses and something called, ‘bacon parmesan > dip’. > > also, “if you watch the movie jaws backwards, it’s about a shark who > keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.” > > i am in a great mood right now, > >——————— > Assistant to the Director > Program in Creative Writing
